Come down to the pit why don’t you . We all sit down here and watch a bit of Tales from the Crypt, then we bash out the bruises and grinds and pings. Trying to get to whatever there is here at the core of the story if there is any core. Maybe we are all just punching sand, an empty heavy bag.
The Internet's First Tales from the Crypt Podcast
Fertile imagination leads to fertile terror. As our friend Korman comes to know. With a wife browbeating his balls for a baby, and shoving piles of pills down his pucker hole. Korman finds that the Pen is mightier than the Sword, and the hillbilly, and the 8 year old, and the Volkswagen.
It’s our triumpfient return and short of a few sound issues we are better than ever.
Enjoy and please subscribe over at our new channel
The boys you listen to are branching out please check out our new Project Briar Rose. On any and all places where you get podcasts. We will still be doing stuff with the Crypt Cast on a semi regular basis so look out for that. However why not meet us over at our new project Co writted by Bryan and Ryan with voices by Bryan and Ryan produced by Cryptcast Productions
And here we have it the final episode of tales from the crypt. Fear not friends there is still plenty of Crypt content for us to continue and mabye much more than that. Keep an eye out in the future but for now we leave you with The Third Pig
Let us dedicate this to a Mr. Miguel Ferrer a man who not only brbought us Robocop and Albert Rosenfeld in the great show Twin Peaks but also had the odd fourtune to die the day we recorded this episode. Heres looking at you Miguel
Okay, this episode is a bit of a chore. We didn't want to record it and you don't have to listen. It's by far the worst episode of tales from the crypt, but we at the Crypt Cast have a solum Duty to our listeners. So enjoy...............if you dare
We here at the cryptcast are well aware of the struggles of those with mental disorders and feel compassion when it makes them unable to experience a normal life. HOWEVER. we did not make this episode. Enjoy the Who dun it that is Maniac at Large
And it was all yellow foooo. In this epsiode Bryan looses his shit over the military, garret remembers the episode better than us. And Ryan has a special guest Little El Diablo
It's time to fingerpaint with fingers. Get out your melting clocks by Salvador Deadie and join us at a look at what happens when your honey bunny leaves you to become an axe murder and art therapy is a lot less than helpful
Now comes a tale about a man who should have learned that when the roof the roof, the roof is on file. You do need some water and should not let that mother fucker burn. No idea how this many people perished in a perilous blaze but I do know one thing. It was quite the Disco Inferno
This time on the show we have quite the ride for you. Dyllan Mc'Drumbit has his hands full with the notorious sheriff Black Bart. With his life on the line and the backwards talking dwarf from twin peaks he'll learn a harsh lesson in proper insulin storage that'll make you think twice about storing your medicine in the same bottle as your super cancer. In this episode we find the true meaning of gypsy rape and a final cure for all diseases ever.
We set up the microphone me and my droogies and recorded a malenky episode about a veck who finds himself the love of a devotchka. Once she has a kid it all goes baddiwad for him. So he hatches a plan to have the baby kidnapped for some pretty polly. Only to later find that he prefers a blubbery baby over a blubbery devotchka.
What happens when Mr. Crabs and the Bad Guy from Karate Kid team up to solve a murder. Not a hell of a whole lot. Look friends and neighbors I'll level with you, this is not one of the best episodes fo tales. If you like to see General Eiling(of the flash) get his smug ass handed to him by Melt Man from Action Leauge Now we got the episode for you. It dosen't hurt that this episode also features the wonderful Cheech Maron. But, you pays your nickle and you takes your chances.
In this episode of love and Stamos we discuss:
- Ryan's escape from the law
- Wet Mouthy Kissing
- Robert Picardo
- Russ martins full proff plan of denial
- Mrs. Pecock
- An Occurrence at Owl creek bridge
Till Death do Us Part
Sorry folks I'm haveing abit of trouble with Doctor of Horror. However, Here is a good one for you while you wait. It's a little tale of love and hate and ...............more hate really. Let's sit back restrain your arms and legs, get that pointy stick ready as we talk about. "On a Dead Mans Chest"
Episode Posting Tonight
You know a lot in politics is talked about when it comes to researching fetal tissue but what about researching the soul. Is it ethical to extract the soul from new born zombies? Is the soul the thin blue line that makes us not murder people out of petty revenge? Does tree have a soul or cat, we know dogs don't. But this episode we explore what a soul is and what a soul functions as in the web of human organs. So sit back and watch the "Doctor of Horror"Give you a little lesson in anatomy.
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Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Shaft, ya, damn right
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Shaft, can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
Shaft, right on
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft
Then we can dig it
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